Keep Calm Life Goes On

STORY OF MY LIFE

Me: Oh sh*t! There aren't anymore f***ing fish sticks! B**ches! 
My bestfriend who shall remain nameless: You know you shouldn't swear so much.
Me: *gives rude look to her*
Me: Well f*ck you too
My bestfriend: Why DO you even swear, it's icky!
Me: You wouldn't know, it comes to me, It's like a language, b**ch.

Period: WAKE UP ASSHOLE, YOU GOT CRAMPS.
Period: How bout an entire chocolate cake for breakfast?
Period: How's that back pain? Feeling better? Let's fix that.
Period: Find a cookie as big as a house and eat it.
Period: Where's your Tic Tac box filled with ibuprofen? 
Period: Got things to do? Don't care. Sleep.
Period: For dinner you're eating an entire bag of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.
Period: Breeze blows by. Instantly horny.
Period: You didn't like those brand new underwear right?
Period: Yell at a puppy.

larrybraverywontstop:

hazlanandtommo:

true words

and not a single lie was said

Be Yourself, Because The People Who Mind Don’t Matter, And The People That Matter Don’t Mind

“

—

DR. SEUSS

You Should Have Brought Me Flowers & Held My Hand

Should Have Gave Me All Your Hours, When You Had The Chance

Take Me To Every Party, Cause I Wanted To Do Was Dance

But Now Your Baby’s Dancing, But I’m Dancing With Another Man

stylistsstyle:

Funny Stuffs :) / i HATE IT! ❤ liked on Polyvore

I am not the only one haha!!

pointlessimportancex:

I would have have no friends, I would be hated by my parents, hated by my teachers, hated by my family, I would probably be a legend, and I might be killed but I would go out feeling free!! Haha!

EVERYONE WOULD THINK I AM A BITCH…. Do people think I am a bitch? Oh well HAHA

beauty-and-life:

lol!!! xD

Sad Thing Is All Of This Is True #teenageproblems

cami-doll:

it’s the truth ya know / totally me! (clipped to polyvore.com)

pointlessimportancex:

TEAMWORK!!

HELL YEAH